Whoa Brown Turkey!

HAPPY PIE DAY!!! 

(aka Thanksgiving Eve – the day I make way too many pies)

It struck me that when I am doing Christmas stuff I love to have Christmas music going. Actually it is always going in my head pretty much starting November 27th. Thanksgiving deserves the same! So I took what may be the catchiest song ever written and tweaked the lyrics for you. Any of my musician friends out there actually record this for me I will bake you not one… but TWO pies!

Whoa Brown Turkey

(sung to the tune of Whoa Black Betty)

Whoa Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
Yeah Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
Brown Turkey’s not mild, bam-ba-lam
Damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Gotta stuff that body, bam-ba-lam
Come on everybody, bam-ba-lam
Whoa Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
Yeah Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam

Alright

Whoa Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
Go Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
Yo really gets me full, bam-ba-lam
Yeah that’s the rule, bam-ba-lam
My tummy’s ready, bam-ba-lam
My couch is rock steady, bam-ba-lam
Whoa Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
Yeah Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam

Yeah
Oh yeah, oh right [Repeat: x3]
Hey-eh-eh-eh

Whoa Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
Go Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
It’s from some farm, bam-ba-lam
So can’t do no harm, bam-ba-lam
Brown Turkeys not mild, bam-ba-lam
Damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
It said “Eat my stuffing!”
Yeah man no bluffing
Whoa Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam
Yeah Brown Turkey, bam-ba-lam

Oh yeah
Oh right
Oh yeah [Repeat: x1]


PS. I will contract kill to acquire the hi-boy in this video… soooo cool… just sayin….

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