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Posted on December 8, 2015 at 1:04 pm

Dear Gold’s Gym,
I have come to the conclusion your ellipticals are made for preteen girls. In the future please clearly indicate this with hello kitty stickers on both the box and the actual product.

Sincerely,

Grown-ass men everywhere

Posted on December 2, 2015 at 12:33 pm

  
*not responsible for alcohol poisoning

Posted on October 28, 2015 at 3:40 pm